Got on Google Video

Wow i successfully got myself on the net looking like a prat and quickly reovedthe video until i have something better to upload, hmm flash is the only thing i can think of.

New "Extreme" Sport

Extreme Ironingis the latest extreme sport for wallys, iron in the most ridculous conditions possible, under water? inth artic? anything is possible in this sport!

Latest Usless Invention

Bottle Opening Sandals, shoe off covered in crap, opn bottle, bottle nowcovered, not a good idea, whoever came up with these needs a slap.

Silverstone Tickets arrived!!

Woohoo Bridge seat C110 at Silverstone i'm hoping C is at the front not the back.... anyway woohoo!, pity i can't use my friday ticket...

My first random flash for here...

Squiggle...

Wow I have an Inset Day this week

Woohoo day off!

Coming soon to a blog near you....

Me in a bunny costume(like Frank from Donnie Darko) and my stupidly usless flash cartoon series, based on, well I will see!

Heres my Laka and a picture of it....

The Laka

The Laka is the amazing new dance for the British Lions to rival to Haka of the New Zealanders(who are obviously going to lose). Anyway would be funny to see these moves performed.

Independant Learning DAy

For anyone who reads this it was a pile of rubbish, it was coursework, revising, music listening and talking day.

Well done Falcon on their amazing last place even though I'm not the house captainand did the square route of nothing when I was, but I did geta memorable 3rd in the football.

Anyway... rubbish day - { some was alright really;) }

What a pointless and badly organised Grand Prix.

If you find an article about who won and what happened all is said.

Intel chips in Macs and hopefully OSX for PC.

Welll I hope someone does this I would love to have OSX and Widows on the same PC, it would rock. Might not even happen(legally) and il*egal would also take absolutely ages(I guess)

Disturbing Auctions

You could buy this stuff on ebay!

House Gymnastics

Gymnastics in the House is a website showing millions of ways of doing gymnastic like trics inthe house, some are impresive someare easy but cool.

Well what a good day, I got a Photo with the 1996 Formula 1 Champion Damon Hill at the local Farmers Market, what luck! Thanks for tip Adam. Theres me with my amazing Jordan memorbilia which i havn't worn but since Damon was there i thought I should take it since he drove for them. Anyway great surprise that! 

Liverpool are in Champions League (Qualifiers)

UEFA let Liverpool in but they have to now play 3, 2 legged games to qualify and could get Everton which would be a disaster!

Ebay ads - found it james, screenshot in a tick

Gravestones Sale
New & used Gravestones.
Check out the deals now!
www.eBay.com

If you look around you can find orphans and sh*t on ebay.

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Tick Tock

Du the Dudek

Woohoo fantastic song, Du the Dudek!(trying to find download)
Heres the lyrics:

CHORUS:

Come on and do the Dudek
Do the Jerzy Dudek
Shake it, shake it, move it
Jump up and wave your gloves!

We're the one and only
Euro Campione
Who get to keep the trophy
The rest aint good enough!

One night in Turkey
Some lads from the Mersey
They never gave up the fight
We went bananas
Sons and their fathers
As they set the city alight

Oh-oh-eeay-oh...eeay-oh
Carragher's brilliant advice
Oh-oh-eeay-oh...eay-oh
Eeeay-oh-oh-oh

CHORUS

At 3-nil we were stuffed
We thought it was all over
But come the second half
We played them off the park!

Stevie...Steve Gerrard
Ee-zey...He's in command

Oh-oh-eeay-oh...eay-oh
Grobbelaar's come back to life
Oh-oh-eeay-oh...eay-oh
Eeeay-oh-oh-oh

CHORUS

When we scored three in six
The Mersey boyz were laughing
Then Jerzey's double save
And we're back from the grave!

Eu-ro...Cam-pio-ne!!
Heroes...of the Mersey
CHORUS...out

And the cutout face!

This song so should get to number 1 and kill crazy frog!

Now really easy to find if you are blocked on MSN.

1. Find out your contacts space address(if they don't have 1 this doesn't work)
2. See if you can access it when logged in to hotmail etc.
3. If it says restricted access and it's not public you are blocked.

Internet Explorer 7.0 predicted realease date:

Knowing the fact that Microsoft stop supporting ME and 98 on 30 June 2006 I predict the realease date will be 1 July 2006 talking of which I have that day off this year woohoo!

Pay by the mile with the governments most stupid idea yet

Pay-as-you-go on the road, ifthe government gets their way, which they won't as half the planet will boycott we will be paying per mile we do on the roads. 2p in the countryside, £1.34 on motorways at busy times. What will this do to the country if it did happen well there would be lots of boycotting and loss of black boxes. There would be no one going on holiday by car or taking deliveries within the UK. The number of imports will rise as they won't have to pay. Everyone will buy cars with foreign number plates if this is so to dodge the system.

Basically it won't work! give up now before you make fools of yourselves you stupid government. Looking forward to Top Gear next week, I can imagine Jeremy Clarkson will speak his mind and say it is a totally sad idea, created by politicians.

Gmail is Multinational

I can now have Gmail in English UK woohoo!

The Real Slim Smurfy

Smurf Name Generator

Build a Bridge

I should be doing this.

Nazi's Could Nuke

The Nazi'scould have build a Nuclear Bomb it has been found as they have a drawing which demonstrated how the technology would work.

You may have noticed our new faviconwhichi made for the website also heres a bit more of the theme. 

Desktop with Widgets!!! 

My amazing Desktop! Look at the appleness, this is windows by the way. 

Chavscum gives your child a chavvy name! Mercedes Nadine Grimshaw, Very Chavvy except the Surname which is alright. 

Swapping Parking Tickets... quite funny actually. But evil... 

People Secrests on Postcards online, Post Secrets

Post Secrets are messages on postcards which are put online with the owners identity hidden, some are funny, some are evil and some are sad. I will post a funny one in a bit.

Amazingly cool USB Fan DIY it

By your PC, Hot, Make a USB fan to cool yourself down!

The Germproof DVD!

The Germproof DVD does what it say on the tin it makes your DVD germ free so you can lick it with no problem if you really want to.

A keyboard with no letters on.

A Blank Keyboard built for someone who can type! It's called Happy Hacking Keyboard Professional (Blank Key Caps). What a name, pity i would fail to use one i expect.

Pinch Punch First of the month

Whats the rest of that little song? Puch and Kick for being so quick and all that rubbish.

Hamann played in Final with brocken foot!

Dietmar Hamann played the Champions League final with a brocken foot. That will be the second thing i rememberhim for after getting nutmeged by Stevie G against Germany when we won 5-1.