Mess with MSN Messenger When my Clock was famous

Mess with MSN Messenger on the 12th of January 2004, it was about my Talking Clock, it became so popular it got closed down by msn and since then it has not been restarted. I seriously can't believe i did something so pointless!!

R.I.P. Gold iPod Mini

R.I.P. Gold iPod Mini a page on the BBC telling you about all things British or Worldwide that have ended. You can also send a tribute to mark their death.

Bus Driver Tales: Everything that could go wrong on a bus journey, Introduction

Have you ever been on a Bus? I guess you have, have you been on a bus where something has gone wrong, like a traffic jam, or being stuck next to someone who stinks. Here are some real life tales of what could happen one journey, 2 times a day going from school and back. You may find this book rather dull in places, but hopefully the pure exhilaration of thinking about what could go wrong and what has gone wrong will make you laugh, like you haven't laughed before. This is Bus Driver Tales.

This is an exciting article... Bush may have smoked pot!

Te most powerful(but dumbest) man in the world may have smoked pot!! Yes Mr Bush American President is a druggie, shows why he is such a half-wit.

Beckhams celebrate birth of Cruz- the boy with a girls name

Beckhams celebrate birth of Cruz well they have had another son by the name of "Cruz" a girls name... go them, bad naming.

In addition to that last post....

Well we know Chelsea lost in the FA Cup but here is what actually happened during the game:

4 mins: Newcastle score 1-0 Newcastle
Half Time: Chelsea use all their subs up
Sometime in 2nd half: Wayne Bridge injured badly, has to be taken off, Chelsea down to 10 men.
After: Damien Duff one of the subs who came on at half time injured, has to stay on pitch
90 mins: Carlo Cudicini sent off
Extra Time: Due to lack of Subs Glen Johnson(a defender) has to fill in and makes one good save.
Then: William Gallas injured in final seconds
Final Whistle: Chelsea lose 1-0 with only 9 on the pitch, No goal kepper and only 7 who are fit to run around.

What a Match!!! (watch the highlights in 15 mins)

Chelsea can not get the Quadruple!

Chelsea can not get the Quadruple! and we will found out by next weekend if they are still on for the treble. Interesting Times...

TheSimpsons.com Amazing Snowball Game

The Simpsons Snowball Game what fun, throwing snowballs at the simpsons chracters.

The Americans are in league with the Scottish

When George W. Bush was 14 he went to Scotland and worked on a sheep farm, oddly enough he must have not realised where he was as in his latttr life he could probably not find this country on a map. Even the Americans thought he was Scottish so he must have done.

The End of Music is here Crazy

The end of music is hereCrazy Frog that ring tone that is really annoying is being realleased as a single. Can a ringtone make it as a single as it is usually the other way round, anyway we will find out.

Massive Recall on Food

Oh No loads of food including the legendary Pot Noddle and most of the food from the Morrison Pie Shop becaue it has "Sudan I" in it an apprantly poisoness chemical which comes in loads of foods. What will happen to the poor Pot Noodles and the rest of the food.

Amazon blame Voldemort

When Amazon sent a erroneous email to people who had pre-ordered the next Harry Potter book they blamed Voldemort.

Banana Football

This is a must play Banana Football a keepy uppie game but with a twist, you are a banana, my highest is 50 so try and beat that(most probably can)!

Chavs change th face of Spam

It's officialChavs have changed spam, instead of the usual rubbish you now get chavvy products, the top 5 being:
1 Rolex
2 Gucci
3 Chanel
4 Dior
5 Vuitton
This is 4 times the amount from last year on those products. The strange thing is I didn't think many A* chavs would have pc's anyway unless they chavved them of course...

Google Search: "the world smells like stinky snails at the zoo"

Right here we go... I have noticed recently that everything i have on my blogs main page manages to get onto google so lets test ths out

the world smells like stinky snails at the zoo

Google Search: "the world smells like stinky snails at the zoo"

To all the result is pinned to the top of the blog to mean this test will happen quicker.

Update: It worked it worked!! We are on google, hip, hip hurray!!!

Rooney's on a Diet!!!

This will impress some of my friends, Wayne Rooney is being fored to stop gobbleing down his favourite food Hamburger and Chips. Will it work....

Sorry for the lack of Update but heres a Formula One one...

Well here are the all new exciting formula 1 rules and my ways round them for various teams:
Right well as far as I can see theres no way round the qualifiying rues without going to the back of the grid so i shall miss them. The first rule that people can exploit is the tyre rule, now the rule is that you only get 3 sets and have to run the same set through out the race and qualifiying unless you get a puncture, now heres my idea... initiate a puncture on your car as they come into the pits so you are allowed to change the tyre, perfect! Next is the engines rule, you have to use the engine for 2 races now unless you retire in the previous race, you might as well retire before the end if you are not gonig to get any points(which happens to Minardi a lot), then they can start with a new engine for the next race. Finally although there is nothnig that can be done to aerodynamics there is a chance that you could brib the weather man to make it rain so you can change your tyres.

Watch those classic Adverts online!!!

Visit4Info what a rubbish title but what a good site watch all those amazing adverts off tv, all those jingles all that rubbish!!! MUST SEE!

Is this really the best Mascot the Germans could come up with???

Germany 2006 Mascot... a lion WOW, an ugly one at that. Bad choice!