Someone accepts responsibility for Crazy Frog

'The Crazy Frog sound? That's my fault.' says the creator... What an idiot starting a craze like that!!

Now on Ebay: Soviet Missile

The Soviet Missile and why it got taken off. What a pity could be a nice ornament...

eXTReMe Tracking

By the way if you want to keep up with site stats vieweXTReMe Tracking these are my stats btw.

Yahoo! Finds of the Year 2004 winner is Weebls Stuff!!!!

Yahoo! Finds of the Year 2004 winner is Weebls Stuff. Well done Weebl you rule and a big thumbs up from me. Also Magical Trevor 2 is comnig soon according to the website... and already on there is my temp favourite Annoying!

2 many txt msgs bad 4 U

2 many txt msgs bad 4 U and it's true as well, a girl in Italy got acute tendonitis from typing a whooping 100 messages a day!

Real life Romeo and Juliet

A real life Romeo and Juiliet have been found in fair Padua(40 miles North of Verona). Basically the woman was in a coma for 4 months then her husband commited suicide when he thought there was no hope and the women woke up.

French Strikes do something good!

Man Lost in Mushroom Cave has been found alive after 35 days when some children who weren't at school because their teachers were on strike found his car. Strikes are good sometimes i guess!

BBC's Guide to Viral

This is how the best funny stuff is made!! Very helpful for finding that Random
Stuff everyone loves! Well done to the BBC!

Conservative MP slates BBC children's TV duo... Bogeys!!!

MP attacks Dick and Dom in the Bungalow! What a thing to insult, the pride of childrens TV, who cares if it's stupid!! Conservatives are Stupid but the broardcasters don't insult them(well they do actually but still!)

Toothache man finds nail in head

Toothache man finds nail in head, wonder how many people have done this, this man shot himself in the head with a nail gun without realising!!! he just thought he had a toothache!

Join the fight agains traffic wardens!! ... They may do this too you!

Appeal Against Traffic Wardens(requires Quicktime). That poor women...

LAUNCH, Music on Yahoo! - Germany Top 20 Singles: Week of Fri 14 Jan

LAUNCH, Music on Yahoo! - Germany Top 20 Singles: Week of Fri 14 Jan: shows that

Schnappi, Das Kleine Krokodil by Schnappi is NO1 in germany this is a must her song a blend of schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp and Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil,
komm aus Ägypten das liegt direkt am Nil;
zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni schna schnappte ich mich frei. Sung by a five year old or something!!

You can Download Schnappi as an app from here!!!

I can't believe someone actually started this?!?!

Don't Support this... Just use Firefox!!

Bite Late but in the Badgers Series from Weebl there is Santa Santa

We have had the original Badgers Badgers Badgers, then we had Footy Footy Footy and nowSanta Santa Santa!

BBC Top Gear

BBC Top Gear Wow it's Jeremy in the Ariel Atom, what a car!

Browser Statistics

Latest Browser Statistics well here they are and these are showing a huge drop in internet explorer useage, now it is 70% internet explorer and 18% Firefox and then the other non-IE browsers make up the rest. What a turn around from IE's 91% a year ago!

Refs should have gone to Specsavers

Refs should have gone to Specsavers is back after this latest blunder, Urs Meiers needed glasses more though.

33 ways to annoy people

1. Leave a photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. If you have a glass eye, tap it with your pen while talking to others.
5. Insist your e-mail address is emperor_of_the_zorg@hotmail.com
6. Encourage friends to take part in a little synchronized chair dancing.
7. Reply to everyone says with, "That's what YOU think".
8. Practice making fax modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific websites and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophercy".
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidently" flip the cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your computer monitor so that all people are green and insist to others you
like it that way.
16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Wave to strangers from a window.
19. Put decaf in a coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine
addictions, switch to espresso.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lower case.
22. Don't use any punctuation anytime anywhere.
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route the office.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that? What. Never mind its
gone now.
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell overture (the Lone Ranger theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce: "No, wait I messed it up" and repeat.
27. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for sensual massage".
30. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
31. Send email to the rest of the company to tell them what your doing. For example " If anyone needs me , I'll be in the bathroom, in stall #3."
32. Ask other people mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
33. Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

Note a friend of mine came up with these!! Pass them on

www.yournotme.com - Find out how many people in the U.K share the same name as you.

www.yournotme.com - Find out how many people in the U.K share the same name as you. This is a good website but remeber it's just people in the UK and they are adults!

The Ugliest Cars in Britain

The Ugliest Cars in Britain well here they are. Jeremy Clarkson would be proud of this, some of these are really ugly, ugly enough to not even make uncool on the cool wall.

The year 2038 bug- Coming to a clock near you Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901

The year 2038 bug is like the millennium bug, although that never happened. If someone doesn't update the lock systems in computers in the next 33 years this will happen. At Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 2038 the clock system in built computers will reach a number which is too large to be stored as a 4 byte figure. This means everyones clocks will go back to the date Fri Dec 13 20:45:52 1901.

Wow you can now get sent off for covering Refs with water(for some refs that sounds like a good idea)

Striker baned for Watering Linesman, well done him! We should have done that to Urs Meiers!!!

BBC SPORT Quotes of the year

Here we go with some of the funniest quotes of last year from the world of Sport-
BBC SPORT Quotes of the year and
BBC SPORT Quotes of the year - Part II

Here we go Folks- the most Random stories of last year!

The Round up of 2004's Random Stories ... very Random!

Ow my TOE

Once again I have managed to destroy my feet, this time i managed to land on top of a glass photo frame which was up right and now have a nice gash which is taking a while to heel up and seems to bleed quite a lot, luckily it's not too deep so it might heel up by the time i have to go back to school.

I must remember this for future reference..

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is out on the Saturday 16th July 2005.

For my Good Friend James

James is a Whale!!!

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Well i hope everyone had a good last year and now we are all starting 2005. Now here is what i think about this year, well it's harder to write than a 4 in actually numbers but is the same length in words and easier in roman numerals now just MMV.

I think i will now give you a list of my favourite websites from last year:

Ashley Grimshaw Websites of the Year Award

Best Non Fiction: BBC, Wikipedia, Neowin

Best Search: Google, Dogpile, Altavista (purely for their music capabilities)

Best Email : Gmail

Best Cartoons: Weebl Jolt, Weebls Stuff

Best Funny: Lycos Viral, Preparing for Emergencies (Website of the Year for me, Classic)

Other Mentions: Mess, You Send It, Online Conversions